We've got to decide it
There's no way to hide it
My friend, I'll give you your way
But you give me mine
Well, we've got to agree on
Those lights up in neon
Our names will grace the doorway,
they'll glitter and shine.
To be working with you again
is oh so thrilling.
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you so much.
But you know that my agent,
he's gonna insist that
I get top billing.
Oh, oh, now you've
brought up a question.
I was afraid of that.
I, if I may, I have a suggestion.
Come in, come in .
Let's solve the problem with our
A, B, C, B, C.
Yes, it's very simple.
And make the billing alphabetic ally.
Just a minute, wait till I sort that out.
A, B, C, I'm third.
Who's second?
You know that won't do, pal
With my you -know -who pal
He's bound to come up
with some contract clause, he'll show
Well, I don't want to bore you,
you know
With things I've done for you
But my name up there on top
would give my fans a glow
To be working with you,
oh, it's such a happy feeling
But not when I feel that
it's my prestige
that you are stealing
Oh, it's something.
So, what is the answer?
Actually, my friend, you're a dancer.
Could be.
Well, in my time,
I've introduced some songs you know.
Well, we must find a way
of rounding off
Instead of this rowdy -sound ing awful
Hate to see you bounding off alone
Oh, no, no, nothing like that
To think such a difference should evolve
Well, there's no kind of
problem we can't solve
Solve it like the gentlemen
we are
Do me, my friend
You're the greatest star
It's going to be fun, maybe.