Well I'm sittin on my lunch break,
grinnin' my teeth (my teeth)
It's the last day of the week,
boy what a relief (relief)
My muscles kind of ache,
they felt rigid and stuff
So I looked around,
and I smoked this big fat spliff
Now I'm happy as can be
I'm in this pothead spell
I put some Visine in my eyes
so that no one can tell
It's 12:55 almost time for the bell
Put the breath mints in the mouth so
that the mouth don't smell
Now back on the job, I don't bother no one
I keep strictly to myself and all
my work gets done
Now the job's finally over
it's time to have fun
And I'm hangin' out with Trevor
there's a kid named John
Got real drunker than a skunk
and happy as can be
We went, to the Latin Quarters
and we got in free
Scoopin' all the girls like nothin'
with my trunk jewelry
Cause I'ma fly brown brother
and you can't school me
Boogie Down was performin' hey,
they ain't no joke
And a bunch of Brooklyn kids was
lookin' all down my throat
Was it my big chains with the
big plates on em?
Then they rolled on me and
told me to run em
not real,
they're just a front for the girls"
Then a whole bunch of fists just,
caved my world
I was in pain, so ashamed,
I wish I had not came
Had to kindly pick up my face and
then ride home on the train, then
I went to an open store that's
where I brought me a quart
Then I went to the park,
and I sat and I thought
I seen Danny Boy though he's
with his girl named Sarah
In one of his cars,
I think this one's a Bravera
She calls out to me, but,
I really couldn't hear her
So I went just a little bit closer
so I'd hear a little clearer
She said, "I need Veronica Blades
that's right near Tilden"
I said, "I know where that's at 'cause
that's right next to my building"
I gave em the information
and they went on their way
I went home, and there I slept 'til
almost three the next day
Then someone knocked on my door,
I opened up, no quit!
It was Sarah with some magazines
and a bag named Kit
She tried to use me and seduce me
and at first I wasn't with it
Then we did it and we did it
and we did it and we did it
She said it was great,
she said she's glad we had done it
The elevator came and
Danny Boy was on it
This was the moment I feared
"Ayo, what the fuck's goin on here?
What you doin' to my girl
homeboy?"
This was the moment I feared
"Oh, I just know y'all
didn't just finish fuckin'
I just know y'all ain't just finish fuckin"
Well he was huffin'
and puffin'
and he swung at me (word)
So I pulled out my jammy
and I silenced the nerd
Then he was dead two in the head I
took the cash and the Visa's
She said, "Don't worry about a thing
just make sure nobody sees us"
We went back to her apartment,
there was blow in the freezers
She said, "We're rich,
we're rich we can have whatever will please us"
Now I don't hang with no one
who ain't good for my health
So I put the sugar head out
and I went for self
Now I was rich as I was rich I could have
whatever would please me
Now I could wear real gold in front
of folks that would tease me
Yeah me,
I'll be a new neighborhood dad
Cats'll roll up on me screamin,
"Yo Rick my man!!"
I guess I was too fly word
up I'm sorry to say
Ya see a cop rolled up on me and told me,
"Make my day"
I said, "Relax brother," but he
had proof that I had done it
Yeah they had false hair on underwear
with my fingerprints all on it
This was the rise and fall
of my fast lane style
And I was the main event
on the TV for a while
But now I'm in jail doin'
life and I'm scared
Some kids snuffed me cold and
greased me where no one dared
Slick Rick 
