Tonalidad: D# minor
Verse 1
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These are the terms
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and conditions for living in the UK
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First abandon kindness,
it's a fool's game
E
A
Oh, it's a shame you went to state
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school in the first place
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That'll keep you two steps down
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in the rat race
Am
You need to learn to hate
America
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Russia
Climate change
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E
China, rich cunts and poor cunts
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The weather and the tax rates
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All the fuckers telling you to isolate
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Labour and the Liberals and the
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Greens and the Tory state
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Feminism, snowflakes
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Hate everyone and everything 'til
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you can't even stand yourself
Am
Hate the fact you need money
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Hate all those who want money
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Hate the fucking game and the
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taste for wealth
Am
And find love
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In beer and drugs and crime
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The glory days before
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the others all arrived
Am
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Seek pride in your na tion's
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contribution in the war
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Watch films about soldiers,
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cry at what they died for
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A fuck ton of corruption in the
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Houses and the courts
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E
Great British Arse that soares
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Right before it shits all over
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its own people in hoardes
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In education, policy
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Tooth, and claw
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And then somewhere
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Between the crackheads and the lords
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The people who believe 'em
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And the police force
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G
Is a most glorious na tion
of pride and patience
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E
No, I'm only joking,
of course
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We don't smile too much
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around 'ere, love
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Wipe it off your face
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E
Our terms and conditions consist
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G
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of hate
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A
G
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E
Am
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Part two of the UK's terms
and conditions
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For all but the wealthy
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and the first class citizens
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To anyone poor or born
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outside of Britain
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You must follow the following conditions,
yes?
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A
Am
Okay so what you're saying
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is that the rules don't apply
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To anyone with a winning lottery
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ticket as a bloodline
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No, the fact is, in practice,
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the rules do apply
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With the exception of taxes
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and COVID guidelines
Amongst other things, you know
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Murder
Lies
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there's no such a thing as a crime!
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Okay, so what you're saying is your
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conditions is money making?
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E
No, not money making, money taking!
Am
Money tak ing?
Yes, money taking
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After that, money saving
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E
Placing said money in savings
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Not greed, aspirations, see!
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Aspirations for those with
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a first class degree
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Why, of course! And a delectable
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Your conditions favour
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the aristocracy
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It's the equivalent to sitting
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in a stadium seat
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Stand up, for a better view
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The guy behind can't see
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Your Ts and Cs mean liberty
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E
But freedom doesn't recognise poverty
Oh, shit
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So, smile, smile, smile
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'Cause you have much
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to be thankful for
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G
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These terms and conditions were
Em
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Never truly yours
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Did you have me mistaken,
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when you came to this country half way?
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With the silly little dreams,
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of a child half- baked
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And the mind of an animal
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scrounging for bait
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Did you forget about me?
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It seems you did
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I am the fucking man
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A
I decide who lives and dies
You are nothing
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F
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But the blood between my eyes
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And I decree with each
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That you are doomed for all of time
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To revoke my spell
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Please, step in line
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