Hey, homeys!
Who me?
Yeah, that's right. You the fly hustler.
Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?
Hey! Don't be turnin' the high side up in
here. You don't even got the dope
Oh, baby, I don't need the high side,
just give me some khaki's and I'm straight
Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty- poot runned
up gangsta? Who you think you are?
M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford
this Louis Vuitton!"
What you mean I can't afford it. Why would
I want to afford some old fake Louie,
Baby if that's real Louie,
I'm Tom Cruise.
Excuse me, I'd like to buy some.
You don't know jack about this Louie.
Take your sorry self over booth
number 2 for the crack pipe
Yeah, alright. I got your crack
pipe right here baby
Whoa,
Louis Vuitton never
made a sweatsuit
But you're swearin' up and down,
that you got the Louie boots
So you roll to the swap meet,
girlfriend buttless
Rip phantom top on your
seven six Cutlass
In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek
Black Knight Cortez slippin'
on your feet
You're saggin', droop like a bawla
Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter,
so you call her
Ooh, this is on. Why don't
you get this for me?
Every time you hit the swap meet, it's gimme,
gimme, gimme.
A little old lady in the back starts to creep,
she's deep
Through cazelley's she peeks
Her name is Mary Pong
and she's got it going on
Swap meet weed,
with the swap meet thongs
Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw
Little Mary Pong is RAW
She says "I want to make your
girlfriend look good"
Start buying all your Louie
in the hood
And your sprung, on the two for one
Fake Louie at the swap meet, son
Now you know brown Louie
is played
But you're drunk and you just got paid
So you bought the gear,
little Mary says "See ya"
Little did you know it was
"Made in Korea?"
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
That's right, tell em homeys
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Right here baby
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
What you need?
Swap Meet Louie,
Swap Meet Louie
You don't know jack about this Louie
Victim number two, a
rich young couple from Bellvue
Welcome to the swap meet,
another dumb couple 'bout to get beat
Out came little Mary Pong,
she had the big Louie Vee gear on
The couple got sprung and the
wife want some
Louie Vee hat with the diamonds
She's thinkin' she got that deal,
two for one is a steal
The hat mighta had a L V on the back
But at the swap meet that ain't jack
But she bought it, cost about three hun
Mary Pong said you're the one
But when the girls Louie got
wet she started complainin'
Baby girls Louie started fadin'
Now she's tryin' to take it back
But the swap meet don't
play that
'Cause when a customer
tries to intimidate
Mary Pong pulls a point three eight
She ain't about to get bum
rushed
She's strapped an' she's
ready to bust
But at the swap meet you
don't pay tax
They're movin' out fake
Louie by the batch
Swap Meet Louie,
clockin' lotsa dolla's
Swap Meet Louie, we all got gold
Swap Meet Louie, black silk jackets
Swap Meet Louie, rich flaunt clout
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie
Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped
smooth at a swap meet
Buyin' much gear for the feet
When we spot Mary Pong
with a blank face
Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes
The brother bought the
tape and kept steppin'
Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon
I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it
What's up with the bootleg music?
Mary Pong is about to get jacked
She had a stack of big bootleg racks
Me and Attitude creeped like snakes
Grabbed the tapes and the
Louie and break
The whole swap meet went crazy
I'm sockin' more fools
than Patrick Swayze
Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk
Hit the gas and the tach just sunk
Like that, I'm outta there
Swift brothers like to roll in pairs
So we jet, to the boulevard fast
Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash
Sir Mix-a-lot 
