Another morning, I must
get up and go to school
I'm taking too long gettin' dressed,
tryin to look my best
Because today is not your
ordinary every morning
My high school prom is coming and
I heed my daddy's warnings
I'm gonna find myself
a girl to take to the prom
I shouldn't have too much
trouble because I'm
I'm very nice,
my mother says I'm very handsome
When I wear my good vest
and mother knows be st
I got to school,
I straggle through the hallways
I stop and gaze at all the
girls just like al ways
But this time,
I must now approach them (or)
Or my daddy might get mad and
break my wrist again (ow)
And so I chose her, her hair,
it matches with her face
She is so lovely,
my heart and pulse begin to race
I make my way between her friends,
into her presence
Hello, Christine,
would you be my prom queen?
I'd rather die, I'd rather die, I'd rather die,
I'd rather die (will)
I'd rather die, I'd rather die,
I'd rather die, I'd rather die (will)
I'd rather die, I'd rather die, I'd rather die,
I'd rather die (will)
There was a time (when) when
I could accept a no
That was before,
Christine is gonna have to go
My parents will be proud of me
when I bring her home
So now I sit and watch her
practice in the gym dome
Christine is famous,
she has so many different friends (will)
Will they miss her when she's
dead or will they just pretend?
Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I
And I've been telling myself all day,
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your
prom king) (everybody has a real good time)
It was really fuckin'
easy, I mean,
who would hate her?
I took a towel from the locker
room to suffoc ate her
I had to throw away her gym
bag and all her folders
And when it got dark,
I carried her home on my shoulders
My daddy was asleep when
I snuck her in the back
I thought about my situation
and it's kind of whack
It sounds cheap,
but we're having prom in my cellar
But she's dead,
I guess I'll never have to tell her
I took the bottles up
to Meijer's, four dollars worth
I took the seventeen dol
lars that was in her purse
I bought balloons and streamers
and stuff to munch
I had a dollar left, I bought a Faygo Punch
I hung the streamers and bal
loons on my basement wall
I banged my head a couple times,
I'm just too fuckin' tall
I would have took her to the school
like a normal man (but)
But I had to kill her first,
they'd never understand
I put a record on and then
I picked her up to dance
I pray she cannot feel the
woody growing in my pants
I know my daddy would
be proud of all that I've done
Instead of burning me,
he'll probably come and hug his son
I think about it as I dance slowly to the beat
The more I think about it, tears
are rolling down my cheek
I hope that I showed Christine
a night like no other
'Cause after all,
that's how my daddy did my mother
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(I can be your prom king)
Won't you be my prom queen? (I can be your prom
king) (everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Won't you be my prom queen?
(Everybody has a real good time)
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a
real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Everybody has a real good time
Insane Clown Posse 
