I was lying instead on my analyst couch
and I said
Don't I get the feeling
I'm becoming a grouch, you know
My arches are falling,
I'm developing a slouch
And he reads inside his hot pants
for his alligator pouch
And he said, once in the morning,
and once at night
I'm not sure that it will help you,
but you think it's alright
Once in the afternoon,
and once at twilight
Once for the morning,
and again by midnight
I was playin' Las Vegas,
I was feelin' kinda flat
When Jan, the fan dancer,
came by for a chat, you know
She loosened up her A -string
and she reached inside her hat
And she said, you play with this, son,
and I'll play with that
Once in the morning and once at night
I'm not sure that it will help you,
but you think it's alright
Once in the afternoon
and once at twilight
Once for the morning
an d again about midnight
I was hangin' round London
tryin' to think up a new line
With a man I did not know
he admired me to die
He said, we could make each other happy,
you know, we're both the same kind
And I'd like some of yours
if you'd please take some of mine
Once in the morning and once at night
I'm not sure that it'll help you,
but you think it's alright
Once in the afternoon
and once at twilight
Once for the morning again
Once for the mornin' and again
Once for the mornin' and again you