Tonalidad: Bb minor
Verse 1
F
Am
E- e- e- very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
F
Call me on the dog and bone
Verse 2
Am
Dm
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
F
Here have a look,
Dm
just have a butcher's
Am
Northern Mancky, cock- munchers
C
My dick's bigger than your brother
Dm
Pushing twenty- five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a
motherfuckin' snail
Am
C
Ma bite mec Ca
Verse 3
Dm
monte jusqu'a la tour
Dm
Am
Ca voit meme pas le jour
Verse 4
Am
Dm
My dick like the Mississippi river
Am
Dm
My dick ask your bitch,
Am
what's for din ner?
C
Every time I look at
Verse 5
Am
C
F
G
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Am
C
Dm
F
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm
that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
C
Dm
Every time I look at my dick,
Am
C
F
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
G
F
Am
C
Dm
And every time I look at your dick,
F
G
Dm
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Verse 6
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
F
Am
C
My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
Dm
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Am
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
C
Dm
Am
I hang low like trunk of Dum bo
F
Am
While your dick is small like Frodo
C
Okay now Young punk in this
Verse 7
Am
motherfucker
Place looking right in this
Dm
G
motherfucker
Dm
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Am
Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
Verse 8
Am
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
C
Dick so big, got a car alarm
F
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Am
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
C
Doing things bigger than the big bang
F
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
Am
V- V- V- Ving
Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
C
Every time I look at
Verse 9
Am
C
F
G
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Am
C
Dm
F
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm
that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
C
Dm
Am
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F
G
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
Am
C
Dm
F
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm
that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
Verse 10
Am
C
Your dick's growing mold
F
My dick shines like gold
Am
C
Your dick's like the Pope
F
Am
My dick don't get old
C
F
Every morning I wake up and cry
Am
It's too much dick for one guy
C
But if I donated my shit
F
to science
Motherfucker probably start a riot
Dm
Verse 11
Am
C
Dm
Am
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
G
Am
C
Dm
And every time I look at your dick,
F
G
Dm
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
C
Dm
Am
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F
G
F
that's a big dick
Am
(Goddamn)
C
Dm
F
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm
that's a small dick
(That's a small dick)
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