Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
I finally made it through
Med School...
Somehow I made it through...
I'm just an intern,
I still make a mistake or two...
I was last, in my class...
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm tryin' to avoid
Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid
A malpractice suit
Hey, like a surgeon
Gotten for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line
Better give me all your gauze,
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see that IV
Here we go, time to operate
I'll pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate
Like a surgeon
Hey!
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to
sign
Woah, woah,
woah
It's a fact, I'm a quack
The disgrace of the AMA
Yeah, my patients die
before they can pay
Like a surgeon, hey,
cutting for the very first time
Like a surgeon,
got your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeon, ooh, like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps,
and retractors
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby, yeah, I can hear your heart beat