Tonalidad: E minor•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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It's important to practice good hygiene
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At least if you wanna run
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I'm 'bout to get into some
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shit that I've seen
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This fool's breath hummin' so bad it'll
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melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if
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you can't say nice things
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Sittin' too close to him on BART,
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like my eyes sting
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I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
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I was a victim of breath on hum
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Running his yap about what sets he from
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Gotta get some gum,
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gotta gets him some
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He turned it down,
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his teeth was brown
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Excruciating, foreign,
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it was a new sensation
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I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
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'Cause his coat had the stench
Or bathrooms in a bus station
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He had a can of Olde E
and some raisins
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Amazing... head to toe B.O
He didn't know,
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used to the fragrance
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'Cause as the days went without bathing
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He felt manly and not like a maiden
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He had one dread, and fungus
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Said he worked on peoples'
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toilets with plungers
Girls, not the guy you would
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want to tongue ya
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So guys take your cue
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from this little number
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You gotta wash your
Verse 2
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ass, if you must
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You gotta wash your hair, if you must
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You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
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Or else you'll be funky
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You gotta wash your ass, if you must
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You gotta wash your hair, if you must
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You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
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Or else you'll be funky
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Verse 3
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Now in class you need total concentration
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But there's kids in the back
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holding conversations
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Crackin' on each other,
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and neither were poster boys
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Both of 'em smell like the
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type that soap avoid
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Coast enjoyed a leave of absence
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One's fool's feet smelled like it
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struck some matchsticks
Brimstone,
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girls would never bring him home
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I was laughin',
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then his friend raised his tone
And said, "Bud,
you earled all over yourself," yeah
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I go so deep on your ass,
you'll be submerged
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Like you need to do in water
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'cause you smell like a turd
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Wanna cap? Get some courage,
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your feet smell lurid
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Go look it up, and while you're at it,
get a cup
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And squeeze the sweat out your
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sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
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You get our vote for most stinkiest
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That nigga started thinkin' of shit,
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said I was frail
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I said he was stale,
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underarms is ripe
Undergarments tight,
about to leap out your holey sweats
And we holdin' bets,
and after this I'm gonna collect
Nigga check, yourself,
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respect yourself
And wash your mothafuckin body
'fore your sweatshirt melt
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Like radioactive,
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no lady find you attractive
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The funk got you captive
You don't need a map, bitch
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Verse 4
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You gotta wash your ass, if you must
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You gotta wash your hair,
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You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
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Or else you'll be funky
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You gotta wash your ass, if you must
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You gotta wash your hair, if you must
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You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
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Or else you'll be funky
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