Tonalidad: E minor
Verse 1
D#
Am
D#dim
D#
Am
D
Gm
D#
A#
F
D
I
Em
can fold a shirt
Bm
like you've never seen before
Em
Bm
Make it look new like
it's up at Nordstrom
Em
I never took a lesson,
Bm
but I can play by ear
Em
Bm
I got an acoustic guitar
sittin' right here
Em
Bm
Obviously a dope emcee
Em
Bm
Em
Seasoned like KFC, JKC, UFO G
Bm
I've been all around the galaxy
Em
From shows in the O to
Bm
beaches in Hawaii
Em
Experience is highly re
Bm
garded as Mosmite
Em
Of all lessons learned,
Bm
let your questions burn, try it
Em
I've had a million jobs,
Bm
literally one million jobs
Em
I used to cook breakfast
Bm
and lunch in the coffee shop
Em
Bm
Oh yeah, I can type fast
without looking down
Em
I don't know how many
Bm
words per minute
but I put it down.
Em
Bm
I got skills to pay the bills
Em
make my way until I become
Bm
ill or get a record deal
Gm
A#
I got skills, skills, skills
F
D
I don't know,
I'm just looking for a guy with some skills,
Gm
a guy that can take care of me.
D#
Am
I need a man who's not afraid
Dm
to get his hands dirty.
D
Dm
So what can you offer me?
D#
Gm
I got skills, skills, skills
Am
Wait a minute,
D
you're telling me you're a plumber?
Gm
D#
A DJ? A rapper?
A#
F
Dm
Is there anything you don't do?
D
Em
Bm
I started plumbing with my uncle
as a backup plan
Em
That's when I realized I
Bm
wasn't even half a man
Em
Bm
The wrenches hurt my little hands,
Em
scared to crawl under the house
Bm
A grown man afraid of a mouse,
Em
but I made it out
Bm
Now I got the trade under my belt
Em
Bm
Side jobs, another way to pay for myself
Em
I'm really good with people,
Bm
but customer service is evil
Em
I'm an asset to your company
Bm
because I'm bilingual
Em
I've done everything
Bm
From loading UPS trucks
Em
to making penis pumps
Bm
Burger King,
Em
the first job I ever applied to
Bm
Em
Got denied too, I guess they didn't want
Bm
a guy like me in their drive -thru
Em
Bm
Em
Mind you, I was only 15, a grown man now
Bm
But been hustling since I was a teen
Em
Bm
I got skills to pay the bills,
Em
make my way until I become
Bm
ill or get a record deal
Gm
Bb
I got skills, skills, skills
F
Dm
I'm in high demand,
Gm
like I'm always doing a million different things
Eb
Gm
F
I don't know if it's a gift or a curse,
Dm
really, having all these skills.
Gm
I got skills, skills,
Bb
Am
Always busy, man,
Dm
you know what I'm saying?
F
I gotta pay my bills,
Dm
Gm
and I work for myself, so...
Eb
Bb
F
Dm
D
I still make time for music.
Em
My Photoshop game get
Bm
s stronger every day.
Em
I love to import photos
Bm
and sit there and play.
Em
I can do your album cover,
Bm
or make a flyer.
Em
Throw me some artwork,
Bm
and let me get inspired.
Em
Ever since I got Pro Tools,
Bm
I've been a different man
Em
Bm
Anytime I feel like making a song, I can
Em
I've been on a tangent,
Bm
working on two albums
Em
One with me and Kostin,
Bm
the other you're listening to right now
Em
The free album,
Bm
that's because I feel so free
Em
I use what I know
Bm
to get me where I need to be
Em
I might have DJ'd your little sis
Bm
ter's birthday party
Em
You think I'm kidding?
Kidding?
Bm
I probably did your wedding
Em
I'm a self -employed rapper,
Bm
plumber, slash DJ
Em
Who runs a business with his wife
Bm
if you need your house staged
Em
Bm
I got skills, pay the bills,
Em
make my way until I become
Bm
ill or get a record deal.
Gm
Bb
I got skills, skills, skills.
Am
Dm
How did my husband's surgery go,
doctor?
Gm
D#
Well, the lazy hus band is fine now.
Bb
How long will he be off his feet?
Dm
Off his feet?
That's what got him here
in the first place.
Gm
Eb
He had a hemorrhoid
Bb
the size of a coconut on his behind.
Am
What do you prescribe?
Dm
I prescribe 10 jobs. 10 jobs?
Gm
Eb
That's right, 10 jobs,
but they keep a doctor away.
F
Dm
We don't have time to be sick
with 10 jobs.
Em
But what kind of a doctor are you?
Bm
Em
I'm glad you asked. I'm a proctologist,
a dermatologist,
Bm
a gynecologist,
Em
a cardiologist,
a brain surgeon,
Bm
an eye surgeon,
Em
a nose, ear, throat man,
Bm
and I also help run the flower shop.
Em
Where you going now, woman?
Bm
I'm going to go find a good at torney.
Em
Well, then you're going to want to be talking
Bm
to my hard -working wife here today.
That's right, man.
Em
Are you a lawyer?
Em
I'm a malpractice lawyer,
corporate lawyer,
Bm
court -appointed lawyer,
labor lawyer,
Gm
litigator, prosecutor,
D#
process server,
barrister,
Dm
costunographer,
bailiff,
I'm Jacoby and Myers,
Gm
Eb
and I help to run the flower shop.
Go on, get out of here,
you lazy oatmeal whore.
you
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