In a
ma gical land,
in a ma gical town
Santa and his magic elves
are hanging around
Building ma gical toys for boys and girls
To deliver to the world
and bring Christmas joy
The reindeer and snug in their
snow- covered stable
While Santa puts turkey on the dinner table
But a mile away, huddled in the snow
Gary sits scared as the
arctic winds blow
Alone, on his own, forgotten and lost
Surviving on roots and the
permafrost
Dreams of joining Santa's team
filled Gary's head
And he'd walk by the stable
when they had all gone to bed
He'd tap on the glass,
the reindeer would laugh
Cutting Gary's self- esteem
painfully in half
He was Rudolph's half- brother,
unplanned, unwanted
By his father's indiscretions
he would be forever haunted
Gary the Green- Nosed Reindeer
(reindeer)
Was of unexpected birth
But one year he saved Christmas
And he proved to them his worth
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and make him cry
They never let poor Gary (Gary)
Fly with them up in the sky
In a big dark castle on the other
side of town
Osama Bin Laden was wearing a frown
With a bat on his shoulder,
decked in a black cape
He devised a new plan to
make America shake
He said, "I'll destroy Christmas,
here's what I'll do:
I'll kidnap poor Rudolph,
it's 9 11 part
two
The West will quake when their
holiday is gone
Then I'll rule the world,
like my name was Exxon"
He snuck into the stable,
so he could steal
Rudolph and he left in his Ji had Mobile
Santa found out the news and he said "Oh,
dear
Rudolph's gone,
there will be no Christmas this year!"
The elves began to cry
and the sky turned gray
But Gary heard the sobs
walking by that day
He shared Rudolph's DNA
and had something to say
He said "I can guide your sleigh
and make everything okay."
Santa said, "Who are you?"
Gary said, "I'm Rudolph's
half brother
You can tell 'cause my nose is green,
in stead of red!"
Santa said, "Whatever,
just put on this harness."
So then one happy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say, say (say)
"Gary, with your nose so green
Won't you guide my
Christmas sleigh?"
Then all the reindeer loved
him (loved him)
An d they shouted out
"hurray!" (hurray)
Gary the Green- Nosed Reindeer
(reindeer)
Thanks for saving Christmas Day
And the toys were de
livered across the world
Bringing Christmas joy to every
boy and girl
Osama was fed up and let
Rudolph go
And the brothers reunited in the
north pole snow
Rudolph said, "Hey Gary,
I'm sorry we laughed
And left you forgotten, like president Taft
We know it made you cry,
we're sorry we were mean
We'd like you to join our reindeer team"
And that is how Christmas
got its colors
From the red and green noses
of the reindeer brothers
You may see them flying high
on Christmas Eve
Bringing gifts to little kids
like Stacy and Steve
And Dennis and Cindy and Claire
and Louise
Playstation 2s and Green Day CDs
But nada for Osama as they say in Espanol
No GameCubes in his stocking,
now Santa brings him coal
Gary the Green- Nosed
Reindeer (reindeer)
Was of unexpected birth
But one year he saved Christmas
And he proved to them his worth
All of the other reindeer (reindeer)
Used to laugh and make him cry
They never let poor Gary (Gary)
Fly with them up in the sky
So then one happy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say, say (say)
"Gary, with your nose so green
Won't you guide my
Christmas sleigh?"
Then all the reindeer loved
him (loved him)
An d they shouted out
"Hurray!" (hurray)
Gary the Green- Nosed Reindeer
(reindeer)
Thanks for saving Christmas Day