Sittin' here,
thinkin' of the first rhyme
All I can get is ladies crossin' my mind
It's just
Francis,
Terry,
Nicole, and
Jocky
They see me on the street,
they try to jock me
But when we're at a party,
they can get upset
Cause I sometimes forget to
send a spe cial request
So for the ladies of
Brixton,
Peckham and
Brockley
All of
South
London, you know you're foxy
But you need the fresh rhymes,
so how's about me?
Right here, we're gonna get nos talgic
So listen up,
as my lyrics are about to flow
It's time to get busy, come on,
let's go
There was a whole lot of girls
on a new day dawning
It's
Friday night,
Saturday morning
It was the usual
Friday day at the
Flim
Flams with
Perry alarming to the rest
of the gang.
Well, I had just finished rocking, it was getting late,
or at least about time to find
myself a date.
So I chilled for a while, like a night owl,
then got ready to go on the prowl.
Well, there she was in the corner,
the image of
Madonna.
As soon as I saw her, I knew
that I'd want her.
heard about this girl,
I couldn't say enough
Cause she could blow the tits
off some amphiphob
So I just strolled over and said,
how do you do?
I said, I'm
Einstein
And she said, ooh,
well I had drunk a few tannins
I was feeling nice
I said, didn't you see me rocking
off the mic?
She said she didn't like rapping,
but she liked my touch
And so I kissed her on the cheek,
she started to blush
So I hit this girl with my favourite line
I said, what are you doing your free time?
She said, I came from
Peckham
Her name was
Gwen, she only came here tonight
Because of a friend
And on
Tuesdays and
Thursdays, she never goes out
She likes to watch
EastEnders in her house
So I just drew near, whispered in her ear
And said, me and you together
would make a great pair
So how about
Monday meeting you on my scooter
You to come and play on my
home computer
She said,
Einstein, now don't get mad
You wanna take me out,
you gotta ask my dad
So I just stepped back, said,
now what do you mean?
She said,
didn't I tell you I was only 13?
I started to blink, my cock went limp
Went to the bar to get myself a drink
Because when you think about
it what else should I do?
When she was 13 and I'm 22
But there's a whole lot of work
and a new day dawnin'
It's
Friday night,
Saturday morning
realized that I wasn't alone
When my mind was a black
and wasn't ringing in my head
I was with a stranger, naked in bed
Now while she was escaping from
un der the sheet
Turned on the fan heater for some heat
While I kicked my corn,
my corn wasn't hurting
Hopped over the window
to open up a curtain
When I looked down I screamed,
holy shit
Because it wasn't a girl,
it was more like an animal
She rubbed her eyes and came alive
Slowly but surely she began to rise
Last night you really rung my bell,
so lay down honey we can play some hell
Well I looked at the girls you had to face,
so there I thought, race hell? I ain't that bad
So I turned up to the floor, began to run out,
when I realized that it was my house
So I fell for a second, so it gave me composure,
looked at the girl from over my shoulder
She was looking at me with eyes of lust, and
her arms were waving like an octopus
I just laid down a picture closer more to the floor,
as I tried to remember the night before
But all I could get was a ring near my head
So I turned to the girl and then I said
I said, I don't know where you
come from and I don't care
But here's your clothes,
now get the hell out of here
Now when you see me on the street,
just walk on by
Or I'll cut your ass into a
French fry
Now when she walked out of the door,
I couldn't laugh
I just run upstairs and jump
into the bathroom
See, I hope nobody saw me leave the dance
Or I'll leave
England and move to
France
See, there's a whole lot of girls
and a new day dawnin'
It's
Friday night,
Sat urday
Let's
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
get in my
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo,
get in my
You