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Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Now I'm the guy
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that wrote the book on etiquette.
I know just how all your vittles
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should be ended.
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I have written this book
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about mistakes,
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what I have saw.
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Take them down and don't forget
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to what I say is law.
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Always leave the spoon up in the coffee.
Start with the soup
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before you sound your A.
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Napkins are to catch the food
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that bounces off the knife.
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Tuck the napkin in so it will stay.
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Always put both elbows on the table.
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Many other pointers I could mention.
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Always gesture with your fork.
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Friday means it's fish or pork.
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Thank you for your very
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kind attention.
When the tea is hot,
just use the saucer.
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Pick a pumpkin pie up in your hand,
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never ask for nothin'
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that you can safely reach.
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Read Rule 82, you'll understand.
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Wipe your plate with bread
when you have finished.
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Many other pointers I could mention.
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Grab your glass of Whip on drop,
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always finish when you stop.
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Thank you for your very
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kind attention.
Always mix the peas with the potatoes.
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This makes eating with a knife a cinch.
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When someone asks for bread,
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grab several in your mouth.
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Dill them out like you was dillin' a flinch.
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Take two toothpicks,
you might sometimes drop one.
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Many other pointers I could mention.
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Put your gum beneath your plate,
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eat so fast you won't be late.
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Thank you for your very
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kind attention.
Never cut spaghetti up in pieces.
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Eat it like a chicken eating worms.
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When you're eating cake,
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be sure to eat the force of force.
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Watch out for bacteria and germs.
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When you're eating grapefruit,
wear your goggles, wear your goggles.
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Many other pointers I could mention.
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Finger balls are so close by,
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in the bench a glass runs dry.
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Thank you for your very kind affair.
Outro 1
Thank yous v -v -very much.
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