into the office square,
the boss sits in a swivel chair
A hundred times a millionaire,
swiveling in his underwear
Long a life of luxury
Sits some girl from the factory
Presents it as a
Christmas gift
Exits the business in the nick
With his trousers round his ankles
And his fingers in the till
Everybody loves the scandal
And it helps to pay the bill
From the ashes of a disaster's rose
To roses of success and so
There beneath the mistletoe
They call it all a physio
And I thought I saw a princess begging
For the windows of a double decker
We all love a royal wedding,
but a roly -poly is better
With their trousers round their ankles
And their fingers in the till
Everybody loves a scandal
And it helps to pay the bills
It's easy
They say if you put a monkey
in front of a typewriter
For about a million years
He'll write the complete works of
William
Shakespeare
Then he'll tell you a tale
Of how his love affair failed
With the princess and the wild
And the
Americans will turn into a mini -series
With their trousers round their ankles
And their fingers in the tilt
Everybody loves the scandal
And it helps to buy the bills
It's easy
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