When people wan'
come from England
come a Jamaica easy somethin'
But you see when Jamaican
wan' come a England a pay a problem
So here's some of the problem now,
here the big Rasta man makka be
Say what a worries and problem,
down at the airport
Some Jamaican entertainer
nearly end up in a court
Worries and problem, down at the airport
Some Jamaican entertainer
nearly end up in a court
No! Customer face a no like black man, nah
It even worse if you a Jamaican
Tony Rebel was the first one at the custom
And you know Tony Rebel
him a real ganja man
Him hear bout the price
of herbs a England
So Rebel decide to bring him own portion
Him bring a big suitcase
fresh from Westmoreland
When the custom man see it,
Rebel sing this song
That a mi fresh vegetable
A beggin' of the left one, Rebel
Hey, hey, you're the fresh vegetable
A beggin' of the left one, the Rebel Lord,
well the customs officer him never like that
In Guffey grab a rebel
around him neck back
Rebel make a quick move
and a say boy don't flat
Listen to the lyrics
Tony Rebel start chat me and a
Bad boy but you can't
bad me up me and a
Rude boy but you can't
rude me up me and a
Bad boy but you can't
bad me up me and a
Rude boy but you can't rude me up
But a worries and problem
don't have the airport
Some Jamaican entertainer
nearly end up in a court
A worries and problem don't
have the airport
Some Jamaican entertainer
nearly end up in a court
When them loud tone the rebel
and make him enter
Nexus cut the ranks, the big super
Cut it off, he walk through
a metal detector
When him walk through the something,
he catch a fire
In na cut his socks, then find the bomber
Inna him trousers was the stabber
In na him jacket was a Bushmaster
And inna him hat was a revolver
The custom officer in Bad Jack bad
Seem like we buck up on a big gun shop
Instead of cut the ranks,
before we call the cop
What you have inna that big bag
you have round your back
Cause it go inna the bag
and cause a pain inna him teeth
The customs man look afraid
when him do it himself
And what a pain for you
have inna your teeth
Well listen to the lyrics
cause the wrong star speak
That a me hand grenade, hand grenade
Fi customs officer one like them brave
A the hand grenade, hand grenade
Fi customs officer one like them brave
What a worries and problem
down at the airport
Some Jamaican entertainer
nearly end up in a court
Worries and problems at the airport
Some Jamaican entertainer
nearly end up in a court
Me pray dream tiger come a foreign
You want see how dem triangle him
For over two hours dem a search him
Tiger get mad and tiger start sing
We dealing, we really dealing,
dealing, dealing
We dealing, we really dealing, dealing,
So dem call about twenty police officer
But when dem come dem can't find tiger
Dem a look fi tiger, be about three hour
Then tiger start talk as cool as ever
Hide and seek,
you don't know where me dey
Hide an d seek,
you don't know where me dey
What a worries and problem
down at the airport
Jamaican entertainers
nearly end up in a court
A worries and problem
down at the airport
Some Jamaican entertainers
nearly end up in a court
Not that a joke, this a serious matter
If you coming to England from Jamaica
You fi make sure that you have your visa
Your bank statement and invitation letter
Also a letter from your employer
Make sure everything inna
the right order
When them ask question,
give the right answer
Or they will send you back to Jamaica
What a worries and problem,
don't have the airports of Jamaica
And entertainer nearly
end up in a court
Worries and problem,
don't have the airports of Jamaica
And entertainer nearly end up in a court
No!
Macka B 
