["If You Going"]
Did you ever have
the feelin'
that you wanted to go?
Still have the feelin' that
you wanted to stay?
You knew it was right,
wasn't wrong,
Still you knew you wouldn't be
very long.
It's tough to have the feelin'
that you wanted to go,
Still have the feelin'
that you wanted to stay,
You start to go, change your mind,
Start to go again,
but change your mind again.
It's tough to have the feelin'
that you wanted to go,
Still have the feelin'
that you wanted to stay
Don't rave me far, so lassie, go
I'll go
I'll stay
I'll I'll go
I'll go
I'll stay
I'm goin', I'm goin'
But whose will be with you
when I'm far away
When I'm far, away from you?
Say, who will be with you
when I'm far away
When I'm far, away from you?
Who's gonna buy you
all those pretty things?
Who'll take you to Woolwich
for those diamond rings?
Say, who will be with you
when I'm far away,
When I'm far, far away from you?
Now, who will be with you
when I'm far away,
When I'm far, let me hear that high note,
my soul!
What a note, what a note,
a promissory note,
If I ever heard one.
You know, just the other day
I was checking up in an aeroplane factory
on orders from the Adjutant General.
So I'm standing there minding my own business,
when along comes a guy,
slaps a propeller on my nose,
and takes me up for a
test flight.
What a catastrophe.
I didn't mind the power dives.
I didn't mind the loop -de
-loops.
But when the pilot turned around
to the other pilot and said,
We certainly took off with a jerk
that was going too far
Surrounded by assassins.
That's what I am
Surrounded by assassins.
Let me hear that
Now who will be with you
when I'm far away
when I'm far far away from you
What a voice I'm tak
ing singing lessons
cause B can't last forever
You know, in a recent examination
by the editors of Who's Who,
they were picking the ten most intelligent
men in the country.
They comes up with this question,
quote,
what is the Grand Canyon?
They thought they had me.
But with alacrity, I jumped to my feet
and said, gentlemen,
the Grand Canyon is a big chasm.
And what's a chasm?
If you ask me what's a chasm,
I'll tell you what's a chasm.
A chasm is a hole.
And what's a hole?
Everybody knows what's a hole.
A hole is nuttin',
and if you think that I'm
gonna stand here
and talk about nuttin',
you're crazy!
So hope will be with you
when I'm far away,
when I'm far, far away from you.
Yes, sir!
When I'm far, far away from you.