Men,
I say men, men
Men, say it's time we face the
fact and quit the pretense
Calling them the weaker sex is
nothing short of nonsense
When it comes to sex,
the woman clearly is the stronger
She can have it much more often,
and a whole lot longer
And here we go, wham, bam,
thank you ma 'am
Wham, bam, thank you ma 'am
Wham, bam, thank you ma 'am
If you don't like it,
then don't give a damn
Oh lord have mercy!
Women act like judges when
they get the need to cover
A man's a poor defendant comes
to prove he's born a lover
If his case does not stand up
or fails to satisfy her
She'll hold him in contempt,
then let some other fella try her
And here we go, wham, bam,
thank you ma 'am
Wham, bam, thank you ma 'am
Wham, bam, thank you ma 'am
If you don't like it, then don't give a damn,
yeah
It's disgusting.
Women think a man is just a
female labor saver
Sent to work while she
sits on that treasure
nature gave.
The only way a man can profit when it comes to courting,
is to court a lady that some
other man's supporting.
And here we go, wham, bam,
thank you ma 'am.
Wham, bam, thank you ma 'am.
Wham, bam, thank you ma 'am.
If they don't like it, then don't give a damn.