Tonalidad: F major•
Verse 1
C
Two Jeffs
Bb
F
Jeff is a nice name
C
I know lots of Jeffs
Bb
Some spell it with a G and
C
Others just J- E- F- F
Bb
Most of the Jeffs in this
F
world are good people
C
But not all of them
Bb
F
This is a tale of two Jeffs
C
And it has a sad ending
F
C
Verse 2
Bb
Jeff #1 started a company
F
C
To sell everything to everyone ever
Bb
Jeff #2 met the love of his
F
life at Wendy's
C
Where they were flipping burgers together
Bb
Jeff #1 noticed that everyone
F
preferred buying stuff
C
While on the couch in their underpants
Bb
Jeff #2 had three kid s to take care of
F
And one day he saw an advert
C
isement by chance
Verse 3
Dm
Whether you're remembered
F
C
or forgotten by history
Dm
You need to decide what kind
F
of Jeff you want to be
C
Verse 4
Bb
Jeff #1 was hiring part- time grunts
F
C
To run up and down warehouse aisles
Bb
Jeff #2 said any job will do
F
Put on an employable shirt
C
and a hireable smile
Bb
Jeff #1 figured workplace efficiency
F
C
With a secret system of algorithms
Bb
Jeff #2 took every shift that he could
F
Though his passion was souping up
C
car stereo systems
Bb
F
C
Verse 5
Bb
Jeff #1, just call him Evil Jeff
F
I think it's obvious by now
C
he's the villain
Bb
And Jeff # 2, he can be Virtuous Jeff
F
He could only get hired as
C
a seasonal fill- in
Now some say Evil Jeff
Bb
wasn't evil at all
F
What's wrong with making
C
a bazillion dollars
Try telling that to people
Bb
like Virtuous Jeff
F
Working and watching their own
C
dollars get smaller
Verse 6
Dm
Whether you're remembered
F
or forgotten by history
C
Dm
You need to decide what
F
kind of Jeff you want to be
C
Verse 7
Bb
Evil Jeff invented robot spies
F
C
And convinced everybody to buy one
But Virtuous Jeff had neither
Bb
time nor the money
F
And he didn't want to own
C
his own Dalek or Cylon
Bb
Evil Jeff said these humans
are working too slowly!
F
C
So he increased their hourly targets
He told Virtuous Jeff, son,
Bb
you just have to work harder
F
He was selling his sweat,
C
it was a buyer's market
F
C
Verse 8
One night when the warehouse
Bb
was particularly busy
F
Virtuous Jeff collapsed
C
in the middle of the floor
His fellow workers tried to help
Bb
the best that they could
F
But he was dead before the
C
paramedics got to the door
And nothing ever happened
Bb
to Evil Jeff,
F
He just keeps playing the
C
role of the villain
But one day there will be one
Bb
too many Virtuous Jeffs
F
And they will rise up together
Verse 9
Dm
Whether you're remembered
F
C
or forgotten by history
Dm
You need to decide what kind of
F
C
Jeff you want to be
Verse 10
Dm
Whether we're remembered
F
C
or forgotten by history
Dm
We need to decide what kind
F
of Jeff we want to be
Outro 1
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F
C
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