Today I've been busy removing
I'm all of the fidgety -fidge
My last digs were on the embankment
The third seat from Waterloo Bridge
But the cooking and all the attendance
Didn't happen to suit me so well
So I ordered my man to pack up
And look out for another hotel
He did and the new place is extra,
I vow
Just wait till I tell you where I'm staying now
I live in Trafalgar Square
Four lions to guard me
Fountains and statues all over the place
The Metropole's staring
me right in the face
I'll admit it's a trifle drafty
But I look at it this way, you see
If it's good enough for Nelson
It's quite good enough for me
Now the beds ain't so
soft as they might be
Still the temperature's never too high
And it's nice to see
swells who are passing
Look on you with envy aside
And when you wake up in the morning,
what nicer thing could there be
Than to have a good walk
for your breakfast,
and the same for your dinner and tea
Oh there's many a swell up
in Park Lane tonight,
who'd be glad if he only had my appetite
I live in Trafalgar Square,
for lions to guard me
Fountains and statues all over the place
The Metropole staring
me right in the face
I'll admit it's a trifle drafty
But I look at it this way, you see
If it's good enough for Nelson
Oh, it's quite good enough for me
If it's good enough for Nelson
Oh, it's quite good enough for me