Tonalidad: D minor
Intro 1
Dm
Bb
Gm
Bb
Dm
Gm
Dm
Verse 1
A
Dm
wizard who lives in the shoe,
Gm
The slick mac daddy from the ice cube.
F#m
Gm
F#
My body's quite muscular,
Bb
bloodstream's corpuscular,
Dm
If you step to me, Farkas,
Bb
you'll be sorry, sir.
Dm
Cm
Oh yes, you'll be
Gm
Bb
Gm
Bb
Dm
sorry.
A
I'm the big bad wolf,
Dm
Gm
that's what I'm telling you
I've got a sensitive nose,
Dm
that's why I'm smelling you
A
I'll root for your daughter,
hell, I'll root for your son
Gm
Dm
A
Dm
A
Dm
I'm faster than a gun so you can hide
Gm
Dm
But you can't run
I'm an old school warlock
A
Slept in more bears' beds
than Goldilocks
Stay away from my kid,
or I'll beat you with my cock
You may be an animal,
but I'm a magical mammal
Dm
Bb
who can turn you into ash
A
and then I'll go on sabbatical
Dm
A
Dm
A
You got all of the id an
Bb
Dm
d none of the ego
A
Dm
Ab
A
You're all bark and no bite
Gm
while I fly like an eagle
F
Bb
A
I'm the supine lupine,
my libido kills sunshine
Gm
Moody and spicy
Dm
like a fine -ass toilet wine
Bb
A
I'm the new norm, like stepmother porn
Gm
Dm
Like a snatch -and -grab in a college dorm
I'm everything that's real,
A
like the fact that deal is really
adorable baby cows
who scream for their mom
Dm
A
Dm
mies when they die
A
Dm
I'll take your reality and
A
Dm
I'll break it in half
Gm
Then I'll go take a shower
Dm
Or maybe a bath, see I'm classy
A
I'm elegant like a dip
Dm
lomat or a delegate
A
I've got balls of an elephant
Dm
By which I mean I'm masculine
A
They've got a lot of nice
Dm
feminine qualities too
E
Dm
You could say I'm the
A
Gm
mother of disaster
Dm
The battle master
A
You call yourself a wolf
Dm
A
You're a shitty little bastard.
Dm
Bb
I'm the local oboe
A
and your name is Pete.
Dm
A
Dm
Here is my lap, come take a seat.
A
I've got a spiky erection
like your daddy at bedtime.
Gm
Dm
A
Holding you tight and reading
Dm
Once Upon a Hate Crime.
I'm a hepatitis outbreak
Dm
at a homeless encampment.
A
Dm
I'm realer than real,
I only got bad news.
A
Now get out of my way,
cause I win and you lose.
E
You're a scared little boy
and you're crying boo -hoo
because you know deep inside
A
E
that nobody loves you.
Dm
I got fam ily and friends.
I give money to charity.
Every year on my birthday
people send me cards and letters.
A
My mum and dad still write to me.
Little old ladies still smile
at me.
Puppies aren't afraid of me.
I get more hugs than hate mail.
And I go to bed happy.
Can you say that?
You sad, sad man.
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