Has anyone ever been to
Birmingham?
Yeah?
Okay, cool.
This is a song about
Birmingham.
It's quite a cosmopolitan place,
and there's a news story slagging it off on
Fox
News.
So I thought I'd stick up for
Birmingham.
Thank
God I found somebody I'm
out here all alone
It's my first time across the
pond and I don't have an
English phone
It's coming up for nine o 'clock,
I'm chill to the bone
Now I'm scared that I'll set foot
in one of your no -go zones
Now I'm scared that I'll set foot
in one of your no -go zones
That was the name of the news title,
no -go zones, just so it makes sense
I've since outside
Chicago, though I hail from
Tennessee
But the man behind the news
desk tells me
Birmingham could be
The worst of all,
and you'll be first to fall when they hear your voice
Oh, any sign of
Weston tells them they
don't have a choice
Any sign of
Weston tells them they don't have a
choice
You know they're stoned,
they're women, even sometimes girls
He says he'll keep me up to
date as the action unfurls
So could you call a cop, please,
if you can get his phone?
I'll never let myself get caught
in one of your no -go zones
I'll never let myself get caught in one of your no -go
zones
Of course, I'll call a taxi
But first you have to see
Every script on his desk a revised view me
We can't hunt the
Fox though
Pat ent as it be I'm not saying
every man should get his loose on the
BBC
Oh, but this city has its uses. I
should take you on a tour
The
Eastern food isn't a thing like
the shite you had before
The
Eastern food isn't a thing
like the shites you had before