Tonalidad: F major
Verse 1
E
B
E
Phew! There's something
B
funny round here
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
B
E
about you and put on record
B
E
'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
B
E
Thank you
Verse 2
E
C#m
C#
F#
B
Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
E
C#m
F#
B
Who put fireworks in the coal?
E
A
E
Who put a real live toad in the hole?
F#
E
My brother
C#m
F#m
B
Who put jam in mother's shoe?
E
C#m
F#
B
Who made real caterpillars stew?
E
A
E
Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
A
G#
G#m
C#m
My brother said it was n't he
F#m
B
E
Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
A
E
B
C#
My brother said that it was me
F#
E
B
My brother's rotten
E
C#m
F#
B
Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
E
C#m
F#
B
Who put soot in the baby's butts?
E
A
Who drew things on the garden wall?
C#m
E
My brother
Verse 4
E
You ought to see what he drew
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
B
E
But everybody had a
B
jolly good idea
E
And he wrote slogans
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
B
'Cause he don't think our mum
E
knows how to bring us up right
B
E
I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
B
E
she makes us get up
Verse 5
E
F#m
B
Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
E
C#m
F#
B
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
E
A
E
What clever dick was sick for a week?
E
C#m
F#m
B
Who keeps maggots in a tin?
E
C#m
F#
Plays the twist on his violin
B
E
A
B
Who's been gettin' at the gin?
A
He looks just like
Verse 6
Am
E
C#m
a chimney sweep
F#m
B
E
But dirt they say is just skin deep
A
I know he's good when
G#m
C#
F#
he's asleep!
E
But you don't know what he's
A
E
B
E
dreamin' about (do ya)
C#m
Who wouldn't mind if I
Verse 7
F#m
B
ride his bike?
E
C#m
F#
B
Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
E
A
Who says I'm best at football,
Am
E
ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
A
F
chasin' each other up and down the garden
E
Pinchin' little girls up the
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
E
A
'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
E
A
E
I'll bash him, haha
B
E
My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
E
Come on, come on mate,
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
E
hole in the middle
Come on give us your
B
E
hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
B
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