Tonalidad: D major•
Verse 1
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There once was a man
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and he couldn't cry
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He hadn't cried for years
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and for years
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Napalmed babies, movie love stories
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For instance could not
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As a child he had cried as all
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Then at some point his
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tear ducts all ran dry
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Grew to be a man, it all hit the fan
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Things got bad, but
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he couldn't cry
Verse 2
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His dog got ran over,
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his wife up and left him
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After that he got sacked from his job
Lost his arm in the war,
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was laughed at by a whore
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Ah, but still not a sniffle or sob
Verse 3
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Well, his novel was refused,
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and his movie was panned
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His big Broadway show was a flop
Verse 4
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He got sent off to jail,
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you guessed it, no bail
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Oh, but still not a dribble or a drop
Verse 5
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In jail he was beaten,
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bullied and buggered
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And made to make license plates
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Water and bread was all he was fed
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Not once did a tear stain his face
Verse 6
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Doctors were called in, scientists, too
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Theologians were last and
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practically least
Verse 7
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They all agreed sure enough,
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this is no cream puff
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Oh, but in fact an insensitive beast
Verse 8
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He was taken from the jail
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and placed in a place
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For the insensitive and the insane
He made a lot of friends
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and he played a lot of chess
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And he cried every time it would rain
Verse 9
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Once it rained forty days and
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it rained forty nights
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And he cried and he cried
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and he cried and he cried
Verse 10
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On the forty first day, he passed away
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He just dehydrated and died
Verse 11
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He went up to heaven, located his dog
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After that, he rejoined his arm
Below all the critics,
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they took it all back
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Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
Verse 12
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His ex -wife died died of stretch marks
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His ex-employer went went broke
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The theologians were
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finally found out
Verse 13
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Right down to the ground,
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the jail house burned down
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And the earth suffered perpetu
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al drought
Outro 1
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