New millennium
Yo, pump this in your Jeeps
This is for all y'all out there
That ever dealt with somebody
Pump this in your Jeeps
Who be lying, fakin', cheatin',
stealin', creepin', BS'in'
Pump this in your Jeeps
I got this thing called the lie detector
Two teaspoons and they're bound to tell the truth,
listen
Pump this in your Jeeps
You told me that I was your fantasy,
yeah
(it's yours)
You said that we would
practice monogamy
So, I became a freak under the sheets
Put his ass to sleep,
creeped into the kitchen
Got the remedy, it's called the lie detector
I slipped it in his drink,
brought it to his bedside
And said, "Take a sip of this and
don't think"
You won't believe what happened
when he slipped the lie detector
Looked into his eyes,
asked him, "Where you been?"
He said, "It's no surprise 'cause I've been
with my ex girl"
"Why ain't you tell me the truth?"
He said,
"You don't wanna hear the truth"
Sometimes I wish I never
gave him a detector
I thought he loved me but he loved her
So I'm kind of glad
he took the lie detector
Now I know the truth,
so you can get the boot
Man
God haffi, God haffi, God haffi go,
man (Beenie Man)
Tie up yuh, tie up yuh, tie up
yuh toenails (Mýa)
Head a guh, head a guh, head a guh roll
When she find out seh you and
ah friend ah lie down
You won't believe what happened
when he gave her lie detector
Looked at the pager number said,
"Who's code sixty- nine?"
She said, "Don't be surprised
'cause 69's your best friend"
He looked and swallow his pride frontin'
like tough guys don't cry
Sometimes he wish he never
gave her a detector
Thought that she loved him,
but she loved his best friend
But now he's kind of glad she
took the lie detector
He found out the truth,
so he gave her the boot (Beenie, man where you at?)
Weh, look pon all ah di
woman inna di country
It ain't my fault if di gals
dem wan fi love mi
True mi mek out ah meat becaw' di
gal dem wan fi cook mi
True, me di girls dem sugar
Mek di girl dem wan fi taste me
Anyway
My life is sweet, my girl is neat
And out ah street,
girls dropping at my feet
Well my point of view, is how I see it
Without de feat
From yuh love your girl, nuh bodda cheat
If you got any type of suspicion
Baby, it's all up to your expectations
Make sure that it's real
communication
The love for you mi have is deeper
than the foundation
Don't want to find yourself askin',
"How did this happen?"
My heart is closed, my love is not open
Friday the 13th, went to the movies
Baby, love me up and get grooving,
grooving
You won't believe what happened
when he slipped the lie detector
Looked into his eyes,
asked him, "Where you been?"
He said, "It's no surprise 'cause I've
been with my ex girl"
"Why ain't you tell me the truth?"
He said, "You don't wanna
hear the truth"
Sometimes I wish I never gave him a detector
I thought he loved me but he loved
her (it's yours)
So I'm kind of glad he took
the lie detector
Now I know the truth,
so you can get the boot (come again)
You won't believe what happened
when he gave her lie detector
Looked at the pager number said,
"Who's code sixty- nine?"
She said, "Don't be surprised 'cause
69's your best friend"
He looked and swallow his pride frontin'
like tough guys don't cry
Sometimes he wish he never
gave her a detector
Thought that she loved him,
but she loved his best friend
But now he's kind of glad
she took the lie detector
He found out the truth,
so he gave her the boot (ayy)
God haffi, God haffi, God haffi go, man (Beenie Man)
Tie up yuh, tie up yuh, tie up
yuh toenails (Mýa)
Head a guh, head a guh, head a
guh roll (University)
When she find out seh you and
har man ah lie down
God haffi, God haffi, God haffi go, man
(Booga Basement)
Tie up yuh, tie up yuh, tie up yuh toenails
(Wyclef)
Head a guh, head a guh, head a
guh roll (Jerry Wonder)
When she find out seh you and
har friend ah lie down