was a big old toad.
Toad, toad, big old toad.
He lived in a hole in the
middle of the road.
Road, road, middle of the road.
My mother was a little wren.
Wren, wren, little wren.
She lived at home in a little wren pen.
Pen, pen, little wren pen.
My brother was a slimy frog.
Frog, frog, slimy frog.
He lived in a swamp in a rotten log.
Lo g, log, rotten log.
My sister was a crummy witch.
Witch, witch, crummy witch.
She lived in the woods in a dirty ditch
My grandma was a wiggly snake
Snake, snake, wiggly snake
She lived on a hill in a stagnant lake
Lake, lake, stagnant lake
My grandpa was the color green
Green, green, the color green
He lived in a warren on an
elephant spleen
Spleen, spleen, elephant spleen
My auntie was a cardiac bane
Bane, bane, cardiac bane
She lived in the heart of a
whoopin' crane
Crane, crane, whoopin' crane
My uncle was a strange disease
Disease, disease, strange disease
He lived on the wind of a
forgotten breeze
Breeze, breeze, forgotten breeze
Toad, wren, frog, witch
Toad, wren, frog, witch
Snake, green, strange disease
Snake, green, strange disease
My cousin was a kangaroo,
and I, my friend,
am the square root of two.