Skipper's in the wardroom drinking gin
Hey -yo, chicken on a raft
Yeah, I don't mind knocking but
I ain't going in
Hey -yo, chicken on a raft
Jimmy's laughing like a drain
Hey -y o, chicken on a raft
Been looking at comic cuts again
Hey -y o, chicken on a raft
Chicken on a raft on a
Monday morning
Oh, what a terrible sight to see
The dap -toes forward and
the dustman aft
Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft
Hey -yo, chicken on a raft
Ay -yo, chicken on a raft, ay -yo,
chicken on a raft, ay -yo, chicken on a raft
They gave me the medal on
the forenoon too
Ay -yo, chicken on a raft
Now I'm pulling in the whaler's crew
Ay -yo, chicken on a raft
Seagull wheeling overhead
Ay -y o, chicken on a raft
I ought to be flogging in a feather bed
Ay -y o, chicken on a raft
Chicken on a raft on a
Monday morning
Oh, what a terrible sight to see
The
Dattos boy and the
Duffsman aft
Sitting there picking at a
chicken on a raft
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
Ho -yo, chicken on a raft
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
Ho -yo, chicken on a raft
We kissed goodbye on the midnight bus
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
She didn't cry, she didn't fuss
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
Am I the man that she loves be st?
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
Or am I just a cuckoo in
another man's nest?
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
Chicken on a raft on a
Monday morning
Oh, what a terrible sight to see
The dap -toes forward
and the dustman aft
Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
Oh -yo, chicken on a raft
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
Oh -yo, chicken on a raft
An
Amazon girl lives in
Dumfries
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
She only has kids in twos and threes
Hey -o, chicken on a raft
Her sister lives in
Maryhill
Hey yo, chicken on a raft
She says she won't, but I think she will
Hey yo, chicken on a raft
Chicken on a raft on a
Monday morning
Oh what a terrible sight to see
The dactyls four and the dustman aft
Sitting there picking at a chicken on a raft
Hey yo, chicken on a raft
Oh yo, chicken on a raft
Hey yo, chicken on a raft
Oh yo, chicken on a raft
Well a happy little gal named
Donny
B
Hey -y o, chicken on a raft!
And did she make a fool of me?
Hey -y o, chicken on a raft!
Her heart was like a puss, I'm sure!
Hey -yo, chicken on a raft!
From hot to cold in a quarter of an hour!
Hey -y o, chicken on a raft!
Chicken on a raft on a
Monday morning
Oh, what a terrible sight to see
The dap -toes forward and
the dustman aft
Sitting there pegging at a chicken on a raft
Hey -yo, chicken on a raft!
Oh, yo, chicken on a raft!
Hey -o, chicken on a raft!
Ho -yo, chicken on a raft!