Okay everybody, pay attention,
this is an important message.
I haven't got long, I wanted an hour
but people have been messing
me about all day.
I'm gonna tell you that if you don't
buy this record,
you'll be making the gravest
mistake of your life.
You're saying to yourself,
what grave mistake will I be making?
I'm gonna tell you
what grave mistake you'll be making.
You'll be missing out on listening
to the most incredible band,
no, no not band,
let's say the most incredible
conglomerate of geniuses,
ever to put wax their discs on record.
I want you to go out and buy this record.
I'm not going to tell
you who it's by yet,
I'm going to tell you some more about it.
It's got the most fantastic guitar,
fantastic keyboards,
incredible drums,
interesting bass,
best lyrics you've ever heard
since Bob Dylan,
Randy Newman and Marks put together.
I want to tell you that if you don't buy this,
you probably won't im prove your life
by any means whatsoever. And the name of the band,
you're waiting for it,
I'm going to tell you now,
brace yourself, it's Squeeze!
And the name of the record
is Argy Bargy,
not Aggie Baggie
as some people call it.
People who call it that generally
didn't go to school
and are fairly stupid
say it's R .G. Bar G
on A &M Records and Tate.
Available at Listening Booth,
We Three Records,
Peaches and Sam Goodies.